the best part about blogging is that no one actually knows if youre naked or not
john clenches his jaw when bill wiggins says “but why?” like there is 1000% more to john keeping his shirts folded ready to pack and cycling to THE SAME PLACE OF WORK that his new pregnant wife attends than just needing a bit of exercise
"no homo" says the boy cuddling next to you. You figure he means he isn’t homosexual. It never grazed your mind he may be stating he isn’t a homosapien. That was a very big mistake on your part.
You have been devoured. Who knew giant lizard monsters could be such good cuddlers?